It’s got to be, oh I don’t know, TOXIC?!
Botulinum Toxin. You’re injecting botulism into your face. If you don’t want it in your canned vegetable, do you really want it in your forehead?
I just saw an ad for Botox. Their tagline is “freedom of expression.”
Totally reasonable. This is what the founding fathers intended. Free press, free speech, organized militia, and–injecting a deadly bacteria into your face in the relentless pursuit of an unachievable goal.
Awesome.
And I’ll leave you with this: the Botox website’s (ok, fine, here’s the link) first clickable link is the question, “Will I be able to make facial expressions?”
You know, I might be going out on a limb here, but if you have to ask….
