So I know it’s been about 79 years since I last posted…but I thought it fair to re-enter the virtual party with a little PSA. In case any of you were wondering, Facebook is officially over.
I just joined and am having fun wasting craploads of time looking at pictures of people I haven’t seen in 10+ years and their children. I’d stubbornly refused to attend the party for no reason other than that I’d spent a lot of time on Friendster, ok, and I wasn’t thrilled about having to set up another profile especially since MySpace just makes my brain bleed a little every time I land there and I really don’t have the time or platelet count for that kind of hemorraghing, ok?
But Facebook appears to be designed specifically for us aging xers who couldn’t live without our computers but whose brains were actually formed more by words on a page than moving pictures on a flatscreen.
But yeah. Since I’m here now, I’m pretty sure it’s over. Sorry about that, guys. But hey. It’s election season, so at least we can channel our time and energy into that, right?
